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This is something I used to do every so often on umta. It comes from The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and it's the ultimate way of determining merit.
What we've got for you is a list of things that you may come across in your own life from time to time. We don't care what you think about these things, we want you to answer one simple question: are they good, or bad?

Keep in mind, these aren't shades of grey. When and if we shut down the voting, anything that ends up above the line is good, anything below is bad, forever and ever, deal.

Simple, right? Just decide whether the following things are GOOD or BAD. There's nothing in-between. No 'it depends'. You have to answer all questions--there's none of this 'informed opinion' nonsense here! In the final analysis, when all is said and done, all that matters is ... how do you vote?

[Poll #369685]

EDIT: So far, I want to know (a) how [livejournal.com profile] ang_grr justifies her answer on the hamster question, and (b) how [livejournal.com profile] cleanskies justifies her answer on the liquorice-with-salt question. Explanations invoking temporary insanity will be accepted.

SON OF EDIT: Those who have decided that praline Flake bars are bad are also suspect. Even without having tried one, it's clear they must be one of the nicest forms of confectionary in existence.

THE RESULTS

GOOD

Hamsters in giant robotic hamster-shaped battle suits (89.8% GOOD)

Clicky (78.3% GOOD)

Genres (69.5% GOOD)

Praline Flakes (61.0% GOOD)

Having lunch at 2:45pm (59.3% GOOD)

The Line of Truth



The new Doctor Who logo (54.4% BAD)

Liquorice (61.7% BAD)

Days when you achieve nothing (66.7% BAD)

The Line of Beauty winning the Booker Prize (67.9% BAD)

Liquorice covered in salt (88.3% BAD)

BAD

Date: 2004-10-20 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
I wouldn't say it was that bad.

You know what kinda new flake would be cool? Orange, mmmm.....

Date: 2004-10-20 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
You know what kinda new flake would be cool? Orange, mmmm.....

You're just trying to make me feel ill now, aren't you?

Date: 2004-10-20 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
Then again, could anything beat Terry's Chocolate Orange, or maybe Orange Lindt, or perhaps Orange Kit-Kat? Mmmmmm..... rich, smooth chocolate mixed together with the tangy, fruity goodness....

Date: 2004-10-20 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
Orange Lindt isn't as nice as it should be. Terry's and Fry's remain the superior choccy orange combos.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
I had forgotten about Fry's!

It's been so long since I've even seen Orange Lindt, nevermind eaten it, that I can't recall that well how it tastes.

What do you think about the idea of an Orange Flake?

Date: 2004-10-20 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
I think it totally merits testing and that Cadbury should hire you and me as advisors.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
YES.

I don't care how much fine-tuning it takes with the chocolate to get it just right, but I would be just that dedicated to my job... even if it took months, years, to get the Orange Flake just right!

Date: 2004-10-20 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
I will equal your dedication to this important task.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
I think you could do you an entire GOOD or BAD on various types of orange-flavoured chocolate, hypothetical and real. And then I could vote all of them BAD.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
I think we should have a RIGHT or WRONG vote about your head.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
Do we need to? Isn't it already obvious? He doesn't like orange chocolate. Nuff said.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
I think he needs to be convinced. Everyone else is.

I like that icon.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
Ah, so do I. Obviously. That would be why I took it. Yes.

However, does make one rather hungry for chocolate, which is BAD when there is no choccy nearby.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
Emergency choccy air-drop needed in Livvy stat!

Date: 2004-10-20 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
*looks out window*
*waits*
*nothing happens*
*waits some more*

Damn you!

Date: 2004-10-20 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
I can't be blamed for the failures of the Chocolate Delivery Air Squadron!

Date: 2004-10-20 09:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
Because I'm far too charming, witty, handsome and have actually given you choccy previously :P

Alright, only one of those is true.

Date: 2004-10-20 08:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
But, if he was convinced of his own wrongheadedness, wouldn't that, in a way, make him rightheaded?

Date: 2004-10-20 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
No, he'd probably just be proud of it. The WRONGHEAD.

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