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This is something I used to do every so often on umta. It comes from The Brunching Shuttlecocks, and it's the ultimate way of determining merit.
What we've got for you is a list of things that you may come across in your own life from time to time. We don't care what you think about these things, we want you to answer one simple question: are they good, or bad?

Keep in mind, these aren't shades of grey. When and if we shut down the voting, anything that ends up above the line is good, anything below is bad, forever and ever, deal.

Simple, right? Just decide whether the following things are GOOD or BAD. There's nothing in-between. No 'it depends'. You have to answer all questions--there's none of this 'informed opinion' nonsense here! In the final analysis, when all is said and done, all that matters is ... how do you vote?

[Poll #369685]

EDIT: So far, I want to know (a) how [livejournal.com profile] ang_grr justifies her answer on the hamster question, and (b) how [livejournal.com profile] cleanskies justifies her answer on the liquorice-with-salt question. Explanations invoking temporary insanity will be accepted.

SON OF EDIT: Those who have decided that praline Flake bars are bad are also suspect. Even without having tried one, it's clear they must be one of the nicest forms of confectionary in existence.

THE RESULTS

GOOD

Hamsters in giant robotic hamster-shaped battle suits (89.8% GOOD)

Clicky (78.3% GOOD)

Genres (69.5% GOOD)

Praline Flakes (61.0% GOOD)

Having lunch at 2:45pm (59.3% GOOD)

The Line of Truth



The new Doctor Who logo (54.4% BAD)

Liquorice (61.7% BAD)

Days when you achieve nothing (66.7% BAD)

The Line of Beauty winning the Booker Prize (67.9% BAD)

Liquorice covered in salt (88.3% BAD)

BAD
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Date: 2004-10-20 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com
I see you already have fence-sitting spineless flip-floppers.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
If they were within sharp-stick-poking range, believe me I would be making them vote.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ang-grrr.livejournal.com
I imagined one running toward me with a gun.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talvalin.livejournal.com
I'd be more worried about people who think the new Doctor Who logo looks good than dissenters over praline Flake bars. Not that I'm trying to divert your attention away from me or anything.

Robo-Hamster GOOD!

Date: 2004-10-20 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ang-grr.livejournal.com
And so did I.

Oooh. Quiz.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
I sense ballot-stuffing! And possible multiple personality disorder. :-p

Date: 2004-10-20 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
There are reasons for being optimistic about the Who logo. It might, as some have suggested, look better as part of a title sequence. That naively wishful thinking is something I can relate to.

Doubting that the fusion of Flake and Praline is a marvel of tastiness requires a special kind of sickness, however.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itchyfidget.livejournal.com
Salt liquorice is the bomb. Those brilliant/crazy Dutch/Danish/Europeans!

Date: 2004-10-20 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninebelow.livejournal.com
If salt liquorice is the bomb, it is a dirty bomb.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
Yay, it's the return of Good or Bad. And with extra clicky!

Well done to all those rightheaded when it came to the liquorice question.

However, I have never tried liquorice with salt, but it sounds terrible.

Having lunch at 2:45pm

What? That's not normal? *munches on sandwich*

Praline Flakes

I haven't had one, and am not that fond of praline, but Cadbury's Flake? Always GOOD. Unless they decide to make a Marmite Flake, which would be BAD.

Also, wrongheaded people? Clicky = GOOD. Okay?

Date: 2004-10-20 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Salt liquorice is the bomb

Only in that the foulness will make your head explode.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
OK, your comeback was better than mine. :)

Date: 2004-10-20 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ang-grrr.livejournal.com
Listen. It's not me who keeps invoking the bugger.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] truecatachresis.livejournal.com
Praline is BAD! Therefore, anything combined with praline is, by definition BAD! Easy.

Fool.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Yay, it's the return of Good or Bad. And with extra clicky!

I can't believe I didn't think of this before.

However, I have never tried liquorice with salt, but it sounds terrible.

There I was, preparing to head home after a hard day's work. I take my mug down to the kitchen to wash it out, and on the counter is a bag of tempting-looking sweets. 'Ooh', I think, and pop one into my mouth.

Bad move. Bad, bad move.

This food is the work of the devil.

Having lunch at 2:45pm
What? That's not normal? *munches on sandwich*


On the upside, it does make the afternoon very short.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itchyfidget.livejournal.com
YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

Date: 2004-10-20 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
No, you don't know!!!

Date: 2004-10-20 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
I wouldn't say it was that bad.

You know what kinda new flake would be cool? Orange, mmmm.....

Date: 2004-10-20 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Praline is BAD!

I don't understand.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
You know what kinda new flake would be cool? Orange, mmmm.....

You're just trying to make me feel ill now, aren't you?

Date: 2004-10-20 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] truecatachresis.livejournal.com
Days when you achieve nothing

This is subject to interpretation; I voted BAD!, but I would consider a day not getting up properly but reading a book, playing computer games or watching something good on DVD/TV a day when I achieved something. Others may not consider such a day in the same light.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Damn that errant 'r'.

Date: 2004-10-20 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawleygriffen.livejournal.com
Then again, could anything beat Terry's Chocolate Orange, or maybe Orange Lindt, or perhaps Orange Kit-Kat? Mmmmmm..... rich, smooth chocolate mixed together with the tangy, fruity goodness....

Date: 2004-10-20 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itchyfidget.livejournal.com
WRONGHEAD!

Er, sorry. Channeling Hoggy there, it seems.
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