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coalescentIt's my year! And apparently, this is me:
And, inevitably, you can work out who you're most compatible with (rats and dragons, here). One of the consequences of this is that you should almost never go out with someone born in the same year as you - in fact, you're usually not safe until you get two or three years away (and for me, '76 and '84 are the nearest matches). This, I feel, at least explains far more satisfactorily than western astrology why almost all school romances crash and burn in a horrible fashion.
The always charming, super-energized Monkey is the partier of the Chinese Zodiac.Party animal. That's me. Yep.
They are optimistic, witty and blessed with a razor sharp mind. While Monkeys love to be the center of attention, they are good listeners as well. Their bottomless curiosity ensures they will be knowledgeable on a wide variety of topics.Now, that's more like it.
Monkeys are show-offs who love nothing more than to bedazzle those around them with their antics.Hmph.
Most Monkeys do not have a highly developed sense of morality.Hey!
And, inevitably, you can work out who you're most compatible with (rats and dragons, here). One of the consequences of this is that you should almost never go out with someone born in the same year as you - in fact, you're usually not safe until you get two or three years away (and for me, '76 and '84 are the nearest matches). This, I feel, at least explains far more satisfactorily than western astrology why almost all school romances crash and burn in a horrible fashion.
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Date: 2004-01-22 08:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-22 08:13 am (UTC)Hahahaha
And I thought I had to worry about Tom's secret projects all along! The more fool me. :-p
Re: Hahahaha
Date: 2004-01-22 08:17 am (UTC)Oh crap!
"I hate you guys!"
(/cartman)
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Date: 2004-01-22 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-22 10:06 am (UTC)Cool, you can play games with them!
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Date: 2004-01-23 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-22 11:37 am (UTC)Most Monkeys do not have a highly developed sense of morality. Indeed, if its fun, they’ll do it. Their primary goal is the pursuit of their own pleasure....Monkeys will try anything once, and if it is the slightest bit entertaining are sure to try it again.
Hmmmmm. I prefer the term "open-minded" myself.
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Date: 2004-01-23 03:09 am (UTC)Good lord, you are old, aren't you?How nice.I prefer the term "open-minded" myself.
I think it's one of those irregular verbs. [/YesMinister]
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Date: 2004-01-23 05:22 am (UTC)I'm a water dog.
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Date: 2004-01-23 05:48 am (UTC)And you're almost a robot...Wait! I have an idea!
METAL MONKEY
Date: 2004-01-23 09:27 am (UTC)-- Tom