Monkey

Jan. 22nd, 2004 03:46 pm
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It's my year! And apparently, this is me:
The always charming, super-energized Monkey is the partier of the Chinese Zodiac.
Party animal. That's me. Yep.
They are optimistic, witty and blessed with a razor sharp mind. While Monkeys love to be the center of attention, they are good listeners as well. Their bottomless curiosity ensures they will be knowledgeable on a wide variety of topics.
Now, that's more like it.
Monkeys are show-offs who love nothing more than to bedazzle those around them with their antics.
Hmph.
Most Monkeys do not have a highly developed sense of morality.
Hey!

And, inevitably, you can work out who you're most compatible with (rats and dragons, here). One of the consequences of this is that you should almost never go out with someone born in the same year as you - in fact, you're usually not safe until you get two or three years away (and for me, '76 and '84 are the nearest matches). This, I feel, at least explains far more satisfactorily than western astrology why almost all school romances crash and burn in a horrible fashion.
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