Mighty Morphin' Memes

[coalescent]

You know this 'fill in the blanks' meme that's going around? I've been watching it spread through my friends for the past couple of days, and just realised there are several different versions propogating.


(1) From hawkida, tomburnell and (with a minor variation in the last line) xsabx:

I ____ Niall.
Niall is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Niall, I would _______.
I think Niall should _____.
Niall needs ______.
I want to ____________ Niall.
I think Niall's weakest point would be ________.

(2) From thevoicewithin and thebratqueen:

I ____ Niall.
Niall is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Niall, I would _______.
I think Niall should _____.
Niall needs ______.
I want to ____________ Niall.

(3) From soupytwist:

I ____ Niall.
Niall is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Niall, I would _______.
Niall needs ______.
I want to _________ Niall.
If I used one word to describe Niall, it'd be ______.
I know that Niall likes ______.
When I think of Niall, I think of _______.
Someday, I think Niall will ________.

Now, (2) is clearly just a truncated version of (1). (3) is different, though; it doesn't have the 'weak point' question, but it does have a bunch of other stuff. It makes me want to track back and find out when they diverged, and I'm the only person in the whole world who cares about this, aren't I?

Thought so. I'm a hopeless case, I know...

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I ____ Niall.
Niall is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Niall, I would _______.
I think Niall should _____.
Niall needs ______.
I want to ____________ Niall.
I think Niall's weakest point would be ________.

(2) From [info]thevoicewithin and [info]thebratqueen:

I ____ Niall.
Niall is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Niall, I would _______.
I think Niall should _____.
Niall needs ______.
I want to ____________ Niall.

(3) From [info]soupytwist:

I Love__ Niall.
Niall is Fit_.
If I were alone in a room with Niall, I would _Fuck him_____.
Niall needs __Love_.
I want to __Kiss_______ Niall.
If I used one word to describe Niall, it'd be _Stupid_____.
I know that Niall likes _sex___.
When I think of Niall, I think of __sex___.
Someday, I think Niall will ___love me___.

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