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1. When a player takes control of the ball in real life, there is no little glowing star on the ground to indicate the fact to the viewer. This is different to the way things work in Electronic Arts sports simulations.

2. When a significant play occurs, and at all other times, the commentators speak only in what sound like pre-recorded cliches. This is the same as the way things work in Electronic Arts sports simulations.

3. It's really a lot more interesting when people keep scoring goals. This, also, is the same as the way things work in Electronic Arts sports simulations.

Date: 2004-06-21 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikelet.livejournal.com
You missed out:

4. When a player feels that they have been wronged, they often (unintentionally) mouth obscenities at the camera. This should be the same as the way things work in Electronic Arts sports simulations.

Date: 2004-06-21 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Hee. :)

There must be more, too...

Date: 2004-06-21 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ang-grrr.livejournal.com
Do small ginger midfielders tackle really bady in EA sports?

Date: 2004-06-21 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
In all honesty, I can't say I looked for that level of detail. But I'd like to think the answer is yes. :)

Complaining about low-point scoring in football?

Date: 2004-06-21 01:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applez.livejournal.com
Uh oh, you have an almost-American whinge there ... when you turn to high-scoring basketball, or faster-paced hockey, we'll know you're too far gone. ;-)

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As for a meatspace match, what I like the most is the actual human drama of it. But is definitely more fun to see in the stadium than on TV, and more fun still to play a meatspace game with friends.
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Well, I'm now watching the Wimbledon highlights. Much better. Does that count as high-scoring?

One of these years, I really will go to Wimbledon for a day.

Wimbeldon?

Date: 2004-06-21 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applez.livejournal.com
Pah! Too mano-a-mano for my tastes.

Re: Wimbeldon?

Date: 2004-06-22 09:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mattia.livejournal.com
Humbug. Team sports are for sheep.
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Certainly! We should get Aileen and nat down, too, and make a proper outing of it. :)
From: [identity profile] wg.livejournal.com
Whee, outing!

My Dan is an addict too, which is just as well given how much tennis has been watched in this house recently :-D

Date: 2004-06-21 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] despotliz.livejournal.com
4. If the players could run away from the ref when he gives them a red card it would be much more entertaining.

Date: 2004-06-21 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Yes!

(Although really this should be number five. :-p )

Date: 2004-06-21 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] despotliz.livejournal.com
It should be number 5 if I were paying attention to Tim, yes. :)

Date: 2004-06-21 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
He's not ded to you, is he?

Date: 2004-06-21 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] despotliz.livejournal.com
Nope. Am not Christy.
I just like teasing him, but he's not reading anyway.

Date: 2004-06-21 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pikelet.livejournal.com
Yes I am, you cheeky little sod.

Another comment

Date: 2004-06-21 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applez.livejournal.com
Since we are in the Euro 2004 championship...

I will add something from an SMS dialogue I had with [livejournal.com profile] thommel about the England v Switzerland game last week.

I wrote, with some amount of diplomatic good-feelings that England hasn't been playing well to date, and the Swiss did surprisingly well against Croatia - maybe the Swiss stand a chance.

She responded: 'you don't have to play well to defeat CH'

Seems she's been proven correct, again. ;-)

Re: Another comment

Date: 2004-06-22 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com
Heh. Not that I have any real frame of reference for judging the quality of these things, but it did seem to me that the win came more from Croatia's lapses than our strengths...

Re: Another comment

Date: 2004-06-22 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applez.livejournal.com
Win? Well I tend to rate 0:0 'survival' ;-)

1:3 France rather confirms CH's death though. ;-)

Date: 2004-06-21 03:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] iainjclark.livejournal.com
6. Due to a software glitch, the England team concedes a goal from each and every corner and free kick. This bug does not appear in Electronic Arts sports simulations.

7. When restocking on snacks and beer, it does not appear to be possible to pause the game through any combination of keys on the digital remote, even after repeated attempts.

Date: 2004-06-21 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Pah, get a TiVo.

David

(or one of 'em evil Sky+s can do this too)

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