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[coalescent]

Latest theory: the wave function of the sandwich collapses when eaten. Two people eating? Counts as two sandwiches!

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[hawkida.livejournal.com]

what if it's one person and he saves some for later?

[fba.livejournal.com]

It is still one sandwich!

[kalorlo.livejournal.com]

You still haven't explained your stance on buffet sandwiches... :)

[fba.livejournal.com]

They are evil - my stance is for their irradication! That includes those horrible fiddly pinwheel things!

[coalescent.livejournal.com]

Quantum sandwich entanglement! So if you take one half, and send it on a very long journey at near light speed, you end up with a time machine that encompasses lunch and dinner at the same time. Or something.

[hawkida.livejournal.com]

what if it's one person and he saves some for later?

[ang-grrr.livejournal.com]

A white hole?

[immortalradical.livejournal.com]

I don't know - I've never seen one before. No one has.

[ang-grrr.livejournal.com]

I'm worried about this. Are you getting enough to eat?

[hawkida.livejournal.com]

Of course. He's had two sandwiches.

[coalescent.livejournal.com]

lol. :)

[scribeoflight.livejournal.com]

Noooo! :o) When two people eat it, it is a sandwich shared. It is a quantum sandwich - a sandwich in two places at one. It is my sandwich and your sandwich at the same time.

;o)