I voted 'Good' solely because at no point during the episode did I find myself shouting "That makes no sense!" at the TV, which makes it a million times better than any episode of Torchwood, at least.
On the other hand, I'd been drinking rather a lot of wine.
Compared to Torchwood, the episode of Emmerdale I watched this evening is a dramatic masterpiece. I don't think we can use it as a comparison for anything.
Um... Well I was on the verge of worrying about the effect of the characters presence and actions. For example, I'm a little concerned about exactly how much water would be required to fill a hole down to the centre of the Earth. I'm too pithed at the moment to try and work it out mathematically, but I have this nagging feeling it's more than is in the Thames. And uh, I was slightly freaked out by the Tardis being there while the Earth was forming, so obviously in the way of various bits of rock and dust that really need to go in exactly the right place...
But maybe it's just me.
I haven't voted, because I'm utterly undecided. As you say, it was better than Torchwood, but generally that means it was merely more pleasant than rectal surgery preformed with a shovel.
It's not just you. I was pondering the effect of all that water on the rather hot molten bits of the earth's core, and wondering if we really deserve extinction just yet, Dr? Not to mention how they managed to dig the hole... And whether a human would actually fall straight. And which bit of the ship they opened for him to drop into. And...
For example, I'm a little concerned about exactly how much water would be required to fill a hole down to the centre of the Earth.
A 5m radius tunnel to the centre of the earth has a volume of 500 million cubic metres. According to http://www.the-river-thames.co.uk/weather.htm the flow of the Thames at Teddington during winter is 30 million cubic metres a day (though I don't know if this includes some of the same water more than once, due to the tide).
It didn't need to *fill* the hole, but it is silly to to fill enough to empty the London stretch through a small aperture in a short time. But only *too* silly if you are curmudgeon.
Admittedly this was done on back of an envelope, I don't understand how weirs work and the copy of this in my LJ was made private as soon as I realised my first pass was out by a factor of a thousand.
Niall: the channel tunnel isn't filled with stone, even though that is what surrounds it. That is why it is a tunnel. There's no reason why a tunnel to spidery spaceship hard-centre of the Earth should have lava in it. Assuming they used some sort of special rays when constructing it. Or a wizard did it.
I was slightly freaked out by the Tardis being there while the Earth was forming, so obviously in the way of various bits of rock and dust that really need to go in exactly the right place...
That precision reminded me of the joke about the museum watchman who told visitors that the T.Rex exhibit was 64 million years and three months old. They told him it was 64 million years old when he started there, and he had been there three months. Before the scene had finished I had rationalised it thus: the TARDIS never materialises inside a solid object, so he set the co-ordinates for the centre of the Earth (accounting for the Earth's motion) and simply kept winding the dial back until the moment it would let him materialise. Then set the co-ords one mile away and one minute earlier to see what changed. That is what I would do.
Torchwood was good fun, thought there was no excuse for lifting *shots* from F**** C*** in addition the theme; the writing and direction being apparently disconnected projects (one treating them as supercool, one treating them as an idiotic vanity project of Queen Victoria) has been Torchwood's biggest problem all season, along with Barrowman's on-screen out-takes.
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On the other hand, I'd been drinking rather a lot of wine.
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Good word.
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But maybe it's just me.
I haven't voted, because I'm utterly undecided. As you say, it was better than Torchwood, but generally that means it was merely more pleasant than rectal surgery preformed with a shovel.
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I actually don't like to excuse a show for being stupid-yet-endearing, but on the other hand it's hard to slam it for being what it is.
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A 5m radius tunnel to the centre of the earth has a volume of 500 million cubic metres. According to http://www.the-river-thames.co.uk/weather.htm the flow of the Thames at Teddington during winter is 30 million cubic metres a day (though I don't know if this includes some of the same water more than once, due to the tide).
It didn't need to *fill* the hole, but it is silly to to fill enough to empty the London stretch through a small aperture in a short time. But only *too* silly if you are curmudgeon.
Admittedly this was done on back of an envelope, I don't understand how weirs work and the copy of this in my LJ was made private as soon as I realised my first pass was out by a factor of a thousand.
Niall: the channel tunnel isn't filled with stone, even though that is what surrounds it. That is why it is a tunnel. There's no reason why a tunnel to spidery spaceship hard-centre of the Earth should have lava in it. Assuming they used some sort of special rays when constructing it. Or a wizard did it.
That precision reminded me of the joke about the museum watchman who told visitors that the T.Rex exhibit was 64 million years and three months old. They told him it was 64 million years old when he started there, and he had been there three months. Before the scene had finished I had rationalised it thus: the TARDIS never materialises inside a solid object, so he set the co-ordinates for the centre of the Earth (accounting for the Earth's motion) and simply kept winding the dial back until the moment it would let him materialise. Then set the co-ords one mile away and one minute earlier to see what changed. That is what I would do.
Torchwood was good fun, thought there was no excuse for lifting *shots* from F**** C*** in addition the theme; the writing and direction being apparently disconnected projects (one treating them as supercool, one treating them as an idiotic vanity project of Queen Victoria) has been Torchwood's biggest problem all season, along with Barrowman's on-screen out-takes.
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